The Scandal Channel is THE red hot TV channel and its flagship reality TV show Wannabe will ultimately lead to a memorable finale for three very different women. Lucy - Voluptuous Lucy would really love to have a boyfriend. Somehow she ends up in Heat Magazine in an ill advised purple bikini and a new understanding of why it is imperative to exfoliate before administering fake tan. Denver - Denver really wants a baby. Shes trying to resist the temptation of running into Mothercare in order to stroke the babygros. Lucinda (Cindy) - Cindy is determined to be famous at any cost. How on earth is she going to achieve that goal with no particular discernible talent apart from being stunning? Shes on a promise to be Angelina Jolies stunt legs but feels there is more she could be achieving. The opportunity to be on a brand new reality show called Wannabe might end up providing her with a lot more than she bargained for. This is chick lit with a dark sense of humour and a poke in the eye for celebrity culture.

In my 30's I decided to take up writing due to the revelation that aside from eating, drinking and watching vacuous television programmes I didn't have any "proper" hobbies, the hobbies on my CV being more fictitious than Joan Rivers' face. I currently live in Southampton with a husband (mine not someone else's) and a Labrador called Bramble.